Hi, I'm Travie and I used to be a baby, but now I'm an award winning slightly older baby. I enjoy gas station nachos and cat calling (cats, not women). You know... the finer things in life.


I'm really into to learning new things and adding to my collection of certifications. To put it bluntly, I'm the guy you want to be with when the zombie apocolypse hits.


I started my adult life as network administrator and web developer, but there's more. I hold licenses through the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement as a police officer, through the Federal Railroad Administration as a Class 8 Freight Train Conductor, a Class 6 Remote Control Operator, and a Class 1 Locomotive Engineer, and by the Federal Aviation Administration as a Certified Professional Air Traffic Control Specialist.


I am a merchant mariner and have worked harbor tugs and ocean going ships. I've circumnavigated the globe and been to both the top of the world (Thule, Greenland) and the bottom (Antarctica). I have STCW endorsements: II/1, II/4, II/5, IV/2, V/1-1, V/1-2, VI/1, VI/2, VI/3, VI/4, VI/5, VI/6; USCG Licenses: 2nd Mate Unlimited Oceans, 100 Ton Master Inland, Radar Observer (Unlimited), & Radio Officer; Ratings: Able Seafarer - Deck, Able Seaman - Unlimited, Advanced Chemical Tanker Cargo Operation, Advanced Oil Tanker Cargo Operation, Basic Liquefied Gas Tanker Cargo Operation, Basic Training, Lifeboatman, PSC, RFPNW, Steward's Department (FH), Tankerman - Assistant/LG, Tankerman - PIC/DL, VPDSD, & Wiper.. I am a ham radio operator (NN1K) and hold Commercial FCC Licenses for GROL, MROP, GMDSS Radio Operator/Maintainer with Ship Radar Endorsement, and Class T Radiotelegraph Operator License, and a scuba diver with certifications for Open Water, Advanced Open Water, Nitrox, and Police Diver... with millions of dives logged not only on Earth, but on other planets as well. Okay, that last part might not be entirely true.


I am also a radio dj, voice artist, writer, actor, and producer. Oh, and my mom says that I'm really swell.


If you're here, there's a pretty good chance that you already know who I am and what I do. But if you don't, feel free to contact me at travie [at] damngirlwhatsup.com, my agent at agent [at] damngirlwhatsup.com, or my manager at management [at] damngirlwhatsup.com.